PHOTOS FROM PRIVÉ.
A few snapshots of me, Aki and Makiyo from the latest SS Party at Privé last Saturday night.
www.prive-shanghai.com/
the good laugh of the day.
Upper East Bar & Lounge is a relatively newly opened place in Shanghai. They like to market themselves as having "something for everyone", while presenting "an attitude to food and drink that is more likely to be found in the bars and restaurants of New York, San Francisco and Miami than in Shanghai".
Indeed it is a cool place. Nevertheless, after reading the House Rules on their website I just can't stop laughing and I'm starting to wonder if the rules are some kind of a dumb joke. Just take a look at a few "stunning" examples and judge by yourself...
Indeed it is a cool place. Nevertheless, after reading the House Rules on their website I just can't stop laughing and I'm starting to wonder if the rules are some kind of a dumb joke. Just take a look at a few "stunning" examples and judge by yourself...
- Guys. If you see a girl you're attracted to, be a gentleman and ask the bartender to send her a drink from you. If she declines, thats life. Maybe wear a different shirt next time or go a little easier on the hair product.
- Girls. If a guy you don't know tries to start a conversation, politely direct him to the nearest short pier and ask him to demonstrate his long-distance running prowess. If someone becomes a nuisance, discretely inform a member of staff and we'll take care of it.
- Please don't bring anyone to our venue that you wouldn't happily invite into your own home, especially after they have had a few drinks.
- We make very strong cocktails, so be sure to drink a couple of glasses of water before you go to bed. You will thank us in the morning.
Nobody with any sense of reality is going to write something like that on an actual information page, unless he/she is in-directly trying to be funny, but I strongly doubt that. If the text would be taken for sarcasm its brilliant, but I get the feeling the person who wrote it is actually serious (which makes me feel sad for him/her). Whoever wrote this is not just the biggest lunatic of today, but also the biggest comedian.
Thanks, Upper East, for the good laughs! :)
http://www.uppereastlounge.com/house-rules/
